Carly Zucker moans about being rich, X Factor hopeful Diana Vickers admits she sometimes regrets auditioning for the show and Britney talks about a day in the Spears household.

Speculation is growing about the line-up for 2009's Celebrity Big Brother. But it's not the only show needing stars to sign on the dotted line. Various rumours are also mounting about who'll be starring in ITV's Dancing On Ice.

Britney Spears and Take That release similarly-titled albums this week, but Tom Townshend reckons only one of these circuses is worth the price of admission…

A giraffe in love with a hippo, a zebra with an identity crisis, a lion desperate to win his newfound daddy's respect — the makers of "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa" could have plunked their heroes down in a therapist's office for an animals-with-issues session.

"Doctor, Doctor, I'm not feeling too good." "Well, why don't you try attaching leeches to your face. Or better still why don't you put a walnut in your eye, whilst smoking moxa leaves through your ears!"